This caf\u00e9 is located along quiet Armenian Street, opposite The Substation and the Peranankan Museum.\u00a0 It is a short walk from the Singapore Management University campus and Bras Basah subway station.<\/p>\n
The d\u00e9cor is kitschy.\u00a0 The odour is suspect.<\/p>\n
It gets worse.<\/p>\n
When my club sandwich (S$12) arrived, my heart sank.\u00a0 It looked like it was cobbled together at home using third rate ingredients \u2013 think supermarket sliced bread and reconstituted \u201cbacon\u201d.\u00a0 Worst of all, it was served on a prison-style metal plate.<\/p>\n
They don\u2019t accept credit cards. Nor NETS.\u00a0 Only cash.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t understand why anyone would bother spending moolah on such dispiriting nosh.<\/p>\n
The only saving grace about this place – thanks to its relatively secluded location, if you are having an affair, then Prison Caf\u00e9 might prove to be a suitable place to meet up with Mrs Jones.<\/p>\n
For nosh-seekers, my advice is to cross the road to the microscopic caf\u00e9 at the Peranakan Museum for curry at a very affordable S$7.50.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This caf\u00e9 is located along quiet Armenian Street, opposite The Substation and the Peranankan Museum.\u00a0 It is a short walk from the Singapore Management University campus and Bras Basah subway station. The d\u00e9cor is kitschy.\u00a0 The odour is suspect. It gets worse. When my club sandwich (S$12) arrived, my heart sank.\u00a0 It looked like it was cobbled together at home using third rate ingredients \u2013 think supermarket sliced bread and reconstituted \u201cbacon\u201d.\u00a0 Worst of all, it was served on a prison-style metal plate. They don\u2019t accept credit cards. Nor NETS.\u00a0 Only cash. I don\u2019t understand why anyone would bother spending moolah on such dispiriting nosh. The only saving grace about this place – thanks to its relatively secluded location, if you are having an affair, then Prison Caf\u00e9 might prove to be a suitable place to meet up with Mrs Jones. For nosh-seekers, my advice is to cross the road to the microscopic caf\u00e9 at the Peranakan Museum for curry at a very affordable S$7.50.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,410],"tags":[5,34,37,304,305],"class_list":["post-645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-restaurants","category-singapore-restaurants","tag-asia","tag-cafe","tag-cake","tag-dining","tag-singapore"],"yoast_head":"\n